This movie is full of awkward sex scenes, so if you have a moment this Valentine’s Day week, go ahead and choose for yourself. With strong intentions that are not shared by her partner, Kristen’s loud and dramatic act leave everyone involved feeling a little bit uncomfortable. The worst sex scene would have to be the “sex war,” in which Mila Kunis and Jason Segal battle Kristen Bell and Russell Brand across thin hotel room walls for the “best” date night sex. In “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” there are quite a few sex scenes that are ingrained, for better or for worse, in our memory. I guess I’d recommend watching the scene just to marvel at the spectacle (whether the spectacle is the bods or the feats of athleticism is up to you), but please don’t try it at home. In case you’re interested, Rauch used a body double, but Stan did every scene himself (in a cock-sock of course) except for the pommel horse and a bit where he stretches his leg above his head. Lance, still wearing his socks, does ultimately finish (because the male orgasm is the end all, be all of sex) and we are graced by a full on booty shot. Given the little time spent in each pretzel position, I doubt Hope, or even Lance, is getting much pleasure, apart from the adrenaline of the performance itself. In fact, there’s far more jumping than oral or penetrative sex. There’s somersaulting, handstands, push-ups while 69-ing, splits, an unexplained pommel horse move, and several cartwheels. What follows is one of the most bizarre sex scenes known to man. Shortly after, Hope, naked apart from shoes and socks, gives consent to the following activities by saying “give me that gold.” Remember, the gold is the penis.
It begins with a close up of Lance’s crotch tattoo of an Olympic ribbon. I had to dig deep into my Tumblr likes to find the hazy bootlegged copy of the scene and its accompanying GIFs. If you like either of these actors, or even if you don’t, you’ll probably cry from discomfort. What’s important is the historic sex scene in which the Winter Soldier bangs that chick from “The Big Bang Theory” in complete gymnastic splendor. I haven’t seen it, but it’s supposed to be terrible. “The Bronze” is a movie in which Sebastian Stan and Melissa Rauch play Olympic gymnasts Lance and Hope. This is a scene that deserves its own category: perhaps the weirdest sex scene or the most acrobatic. Through frank physical intimacy, director Abdellatif Kechiche shows what love can mean and how it feels to be accepted in one’s sexuality, as the main character Adele has sex with a woman for the first time. Don’t let the long length and bare-ass nakedness of the women having sex intimidate you the scene doesn’t appeal to raunchy boys at home in bed. But that’s just what the seven (yes, seven) minute sex scene in French film “Blue Is the Warmest Color” features. Even more rare are LGBT sex scenes between two monogamous women in a loving and emotionally stable relationship. Lindsay Tracy “Blue Is the Warmest Color” And whatever you do, skip Blair and Dan’s fling. If you’re looking for a couple to root for, hit up the beginning of their relationship, where the obstacles aren’t as dire as they are later in the series. This “Gossip Girl” dynamic duo lights things on fire every time they get intimate, with funny role-playing schemes (who ever heard of a waitress fantasy?) to angry “we’re not a couple for some reason” sex, these two have perfected on-screen bumping. As you get to know the actors and their story, you would not be satisfied had their weeklong stay ended any other way. Though the progression toward intimacy may seem a little discombobulated, this scene will leave you feeling pretty happy as opposed to just plain uncomfortable, the way some other scenes might. After watching this star-crossed relationship between Hollywood hooker and wealthy business unfold in a way they both would have never expected, the two spend their last night together in bed, but this time with kissing. I might be biased given this is my favorite movie of all time, but the sex scene between Richard Gere and Julia Roberts is one for the books. Gwyneth Paltrow and Joseph Fiennes really physicalize the title of the passionate, suppressed romance movie called “Shakespeare in Love.” And she won an Academy Award, so she must have put on a great performance.